i no longer fit my prom dress

Dear Donna,

I hope you know that you are annoying and mean! I know you had a hand in Kayla calling me a fatty patty! And tell Kayla that hair cannot be fat! There was also the time when you moo'ed at the lady with the cow print shirt and we had to duck so she wouldn't think it was us mocking her with farm animal noises. You meanie! But I digress... Despite your tendencies to bug and scare me, I still love you and want you to have a magical prom! So here is the prom dress I bought for you. Hopefully you will fit it. Isn't it pretty?

Love,
Soupee

P.S. Buying this dress for you reminded me that I do not fit my own prom dress anymore...