outfitting: yo-ho! yo-ho! a pirate's life for me

Paul & Joe Berry Twist-Front Dress:
- $24.99 @ Target
- This dress looks way better in the ads than in person. The red is not as bright, the length is not as short, and the first dress I tried on had deformed bra inserts. I got the dress anyway because it had potential. With the right accessories, this dress can be a summer treat and in the winter it can be layered with a chunky turtleneck and tights. I do like the dress' empire bodice cinching feature and the jersey fabric is very comfortable.

Skull Print Scarf:
- $6.99 @ TJ Maxx
- Not exactly Alexander McQueen, but this scarf served its purpose. Arrgggh! I'm going to give one of my handbags an update by tying this scarf to it.

Ellemenno Multi-Chain Skulls & Hearts Necklace:
- @ Mervyn's
- The skull and heart charms on this necklace are really cute, but the chain of three strands often gets tangled and is really annoying to fix.

Vintage Anne Klein for Calderon Black Patent Leather Clutch:
- $0.25 @ Holy Family Bazaar
- See Party to the Xtreme and Donna Graduates

Sweta turns one year younger - pirate style baby! Yah! And look how freakin' sexy and booty-ful she looks! Seriously there's a picture where she is totally making love to the camera... check it out!

Drunk girls wearing tube tops should NEVER ride the Saddle Ranch bull. I'd prefer NOT to see your large, saggy breasts!!! Although, it was pretty funny! The entire time I was thinking, "Where are her friends? Do they hate her that much?"